Boris' House Songtext
von Wave of Sheep

Haven′t seen my mates in a fucking age
Got to work from home, never leave this cage
Been following rules and doing what's right
Been doing my bit, what a load of shite

There′s a rave blowing up at Boris's house
Bring your own booze to Boris's house
Whip out the gear at Boris′s house
The rules don′t apply at Boris's house

Come around, it′s my birthday
Enjoy yourself but don't tell Sue Gray
Investigated by Cressida dick
Fingers crossed they charge the prick


It′s popping off at number 10
Hancock's cheating on his wife again
Cheese and wine, and smashing blow
Boris′ Johnson's got to go

There's a rave blowing up at Boris′s house
Bring your own booze to Boris′s house
Whip out the gear at Boris's house
The rules don′t apply at Boris's house

It′s in the air. It's on the streets
Police are out. Breach of the peace
Christmas alone. Positive test
They convinced us they know what′s best

We've seen his inbox, we know he lies
Carrie knows it's not his only child
He won′t own up, he′s in denial
Argh! Someone put that git on trial


There's a rave blowing up at Boris′s house
Bring your own booze to Boris's house
Whip out the gear at Boris′s house
The rules don't apply at Boris′s house