Gay Joke Songtext
von Water Gun Water Gun Sky Attack

Don′t call me that name
I don't care if you like it
I don′t care if you only mean to keep it safe
If I had one wish I would probably turn it down
Some things that I would rather we say less about

He said you don't have to always be talking
My mind never does work in those logical ways
He said I am handsome enough to fool anyone
Oh, I'm sorry, that is certainly not the case


Let me tell you a joke
Let me tell you a joke
I hope you like it!
Let me tell you a joke
Let me tell you a joke
With no punchline and no end!

You know, all things start in medias res
I agree and he puts my hand on his knuckles and then
Oh, see me dead in the right lane!
See, those vultures are circling overhead!

He serves a function
Don′t let on that you want him
Don′t get caught off your guard
Don't ever take a shape

Just make him laugh
And don′t answer too many questions
Don't say what′s on your mind
Or something's gonna break