'twas the Night Before Crushmas Songtext
von Vulvodynia

′Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Saint Nikolas
Soon
Would be there
I see the trust in their eyes whilst dressed in this disguise
These feeble minded young cattle
Are going too experience Christmas in a new way!
Witness the demise of your family
I take your children in their sleep
Their souls are mine to keep!
Useless cries for help echo as they are dragged into my lair!
(Welcome to hell)
Arriving in my bloody sleigh
Slaying your whole family
Burning down your Christmas tree!
Stealing all pubescent seed


Devouring your cookies and milk
Feeding corpses to my reindeer
A pyrotechnic show will see the end of your family
Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot, Fry Maggot!
(You made it through Halloween
Now try and survive Christmas)
In my lair they lie bound in the thousands.
A painted portrait of my agony
In my lair they lie bound in the thousands.
A painted portrait of my agony
I fucking hate this time of year!
It's driven me crazy!
Falling into insanity!
I will end the lives of these children
And will be named as the demon of Christmas
Beloved by many who knew my name
The trust in their eyes died
As they realized their inevitable demise at the hands of Saint Nik
I see the trust in their eyes whilst dressed in this disguise.
These feeble minded young cattle
Are going to experience Christmas in a new way!
Witness the demise of your family
I take your children in their sleep
Their souls are mine to keep!
Slowly beheading all the Christian seed I′ve gathered
Morphing into the abomination of Christmas
Slowly beheading all the Christian seed I've gathered
Morphing into the abomination of Christmas