Upside Backwards Songtext
von Viagra Boys

Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north
She asked if I was into new things
I said, "Of course"
So we went down to what she said was her home
Next thing you know I had something that looked like a cigarette
Hanging out the left corner of my mouth
And I asked her, "Is this a normal cigarette?"
She′s like, she asked me, "Don't you feel it yet?"

I pondered on the question for a minute
I made a gesture with my hands to let her know that I was into it
Then I was distracted by a strange white figure
Standing right behind me, breathing down my neck
I got a hot flash and sweat
She asked me once again
"D-d-d-d-don′t you f-f-f, don't you feel it yet?"
And I, I said "Feel, feel what?"
Alright, and then I
I said something along the lines of


Ah!
Feels
Upside brain
Feel a little not alright
Sometimes when I think I'm okay
I hands down form the size a little
Backwards

Now two to three minutes later I looked down at my phone
And realized I had been there for two weeks
I stood up and told her, "It′s about time for me to leave"
She looked back at me and she said, "Is that something you truly believe?"
Ah, I looked down and was horrified to realize my legs
Had been replaced by four wooden pegs
I was in absolutely no pain
But I felt a little uncomfortable about how comfortable I′m now
Imagine how it would be to sit down upon my body

And at that point it was obvious
I'd transformed into a piece of furniture
I tried to confront her
I opened my pillow and asked her
"What the fuck was in that cigarette?"
She looked back at me and asked, "D-d-d-d-do you feel it yet?"


It is a little circular
From the noose, square
Rectungular, rectangular form is what my mind decided
I said something I didn′t mean when I
Similar to your c-c-c-c-c... haircut
That I thought was a little inappropriate before
Told me I was a little ups-
Backwards

Upside, up-upside
Feels upside backwards
Upside