Secret Canine Agent Songtext
von Viagra Boys

Do you see that weimaraner
A-standin′ there on the corner
Looks like he's listenin′ in
On his clueless owner
That one that's shaped like a weiner
He's my information receiver
And everything gets relayed back to me
Then back to the golden retriever

He′s a secret
Canine agent


Looks like he gave me a signal
Oh, when he lifted his paw
That means the beagle has landed
Tell all the rest of the dogs
Bet someone′s wearin' a frogstrap
Yeah, somewhere here on the street
That chihuahua said he could smell it
Hope he don′t realize that it's me, ah

He′s a secret
Canine agent

He's a good boy
Well, he′s my favorite
He's a secret
Canine agent