Punk Rock Loser Songtext
von Viagra Boys

Oh, when we met you thought that I could probably change
I warned you then, that baby, I don′t seem insane
But I fucking am and I'm rocking a little gold chain
That ain′t real gold, I told you that it's fucking fake
I spend my money elsewhere on different things
That come in little plastic bags and they disappear
The same night, the same night

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain′t glamorous, I keep things loose
I ain′t your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I′m really cool

I tried to warn ya, I'm loose


I tried to warn ya that I′m bad and I'm loose
I′m looser than a piece of low hanging fruit
And I don't go to parties where folks get dressed up
I go to the function just to fuck shit up
I warned you baby that ain't juice in my cup
It′s promethazine and a little 7 Up
I tried to warn ya that I′m bad and I'm loose
I′m looser than a piece of low hanging fruit

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain′t glamorous, but I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I′m a savage, I'm really cool

I'm loose!
I said I′m loose, baby!
Woo!

I′m drenched in sweat when I wake up, need to hang up my sheets
Pour up a beer and walk out with my shoes on my feet
And I don't need nobody tell me how to dress
I look in the mirror saying, "Man, you′re the best"
And I'm sorry, honey, but I gotta confess
Don′t give a fuck about you, I could really care less

I ain't your average normal dude
It sure ain′t glamorous, but I keep things loose
I ain't your average punk rock loser
Yeah, I'm a savage, I′m really cool


I′m really cool
And most of all
I'm loose