Baby Criminal Songtext
von Viagra Boys

Well, little Jimmy was the cutest little baby
His momma told him that one day he was gonna be a star
He got older, well, folks said he was crazy
They said one day that that boy, he′s gonna kill us all

But Jimmy started drawing things that Mama thought was crazy
She didn't like the things she saw come out of his hand
He spent his time in the kitchen microwaving batteries
He even killed a squirrel and turned it into a hat
Oh, into a hat!

Well, in his teens, Jimmy started smoking lots of things
He started taking sleeping pills during the day
And late at night, he′d sneak out, all drеssed up in leather
His mama criеd, "Oh, no, my child's in some sort of gang"
He's in some sort of gang! Oh, no, whoa!

What happened to my child?
It′s unexplainable
He used to be a little baby
And now he′s just a criminal


Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he′s just a criminal
Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal
I used to be a baby, now I′m just a-

Oh, what happened to my little boy?
Oh, it's so fucking sad
He used to be a little baby
And now he′s just a criminal

Well, years went by, then Jimmy was arrested
The cops said he will be locked up for the rest of his life
Well, when they found him, he was in a little suit of tinfoil
They said that he was tryna build a nuclear device
A nuclear device, man!

(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)
(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)
I used to be a baby, now I′m just a criminal
I used to be a baby, now I′m just a criminal

Now I'm just a baby criminal
(I used to be a baby, now I′m just a criminal)
(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)