16 Wheeler Horse Songtext
von Viagra Boys

Well I′m leaving to a place where sun don't shine
Where I won′t get a sunburn, I can always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12 feet tall and 15 meters wide
You better move man, ′fore I run you over, and end up taking your life
I said I′m leaving to a place where I don't have to brush my teeth
Well, a place where I don′t have to wake up
After getting way too little sleep
And when I get there I ain't never gonna have to answer to your call
I ain′t never coming home again baby
So you don't have to worry about me at all

16 wheeler horse
17 meters wide
18 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride
HAHAHA!
OOOAAAHH
HA! HA! HA!


Well I don′t like it here no more now
So I'm going where the drugs all grow on trees
I'm leaving on my horse, I ain′t turning back, turning back you see
My woman′s gone and left me for a man who got a job
Yeah, she was tired of my complaining
Said I laid around not helpin' out at all
Yeah, she left me without warning for a man with a big old fancy car
I′m taking this 16 wheeler horse down to the nearest strip mall bar

16 wheeler horse
15 meters wide
17 beers deep
29 years been waiting for this ride, waiting for this ride
AH! AH!

16 wheeler horse
200,000 meters wide
You better get the fuck out of the way man, or you're gonna die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years
16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep