This Ain't My First Rodeo Songtext
von Vern Gosdin

You say your mama called and you must go
She′s down in the bed and needs you so
And you don't know if you′ll be coming home tonight or not
Honey, ain't your mama sick a lot?

Lately, your head hurts every night
Could it be you wear your clothes too tight?
Since you don't seem to hear a single thing I say or do
Then I know there′s nothing I can do for you

This ain′t my first rodeo
This ain't the first time this ol′ cowboy's been thrown
This ain′t the first I've seen this dog and pony show
This ain′t my first rodeo


You're telling me you lost your wedding band
Somehow, you say, it slipped right off your hand
And when I asked about those boxes stacked there by the door
You say, it's just some old things you don′t wear no more

I didn′t make it all the way through school
But my mama didn't raise any fools
I may not be the Einstein of our time
But, honey, I′m not dumb and I'm not blind

This ain′t my first rodeo
This ain't the first time this ol′ cowboy's been thrown
This ain't the first I′ve seen this dog and pony show, honey
This ain′t my first rodeo

This ain't my first rodeo
This ain′t the first time this ol' cowboy′s been thrown
This ain't the first I′ve seen this dog and pony show, honey
This ain't my first rodeo