Global Warming Songtext
von Vermillion Lies

The ocean levels are rising
The glaciers are melting
You know what that means
Everything's going swimmingly

Global warming - it's hot!
Global warming - it's not cool!
Global warming
It's too warm for school

My horse will be a sea horse
My cat will be (a sea cat) a cat... fish
My dog will be... really wet (eww!)
And I will grow some fins (sushi)

Global warming - it's hot!
Global warming - it's not cool!
Global warming
It's too warm for school


The ozone layer's depleting
Though that may feel kinda defeating
You don't have to worry
Or at least you won't worry for long

(Ahh)

Global warming - it's hot!
Global warming - it's not cool!
Global warming
It's too warm for school

It will be so warm (so nice)
We won't have to wear any clothes (we'll be naked)
We'll be naked, and make it
And make it, and happy, and free

Zoe?
Yes, Kim?
What about the polar bears?
Polar bears are already naked
They can't take their clothes off...
Oh no!


The polar bears don't have any clothes
They might expire, they might decompose
Oh what will we do about those poor polar bears?
We can... oh, I know, we'll build them... a freezer.
A freezer?
Yeah, a freezer!

We'll build a freezer for the polar bears
We'll build a freezer for the penguins
We'll build a freezer for the elephants

Oh, a freezer's too cold for elephants
That's okay, we'll build them a fridge!

We'll build a fridge for the elephants
We'll build a fridge
For people who really want to wear pants (not us!)
We'll build a fridge
It'll be so big we'll keep it on mars

Everybody!

Global warming - it's hot!
Global warming - it's not cool!
Global warming
It's too warm for school

If you drive an SUV sing twice as loud!

Global warming - it's hot!
Global warming - it's not cool!
Global warming
It's too warm for school