Viral Warfare Songtext
von Vargskelethor

Aargh, fuck

No cure for the common cold
Viral disease spreads tenfold
If you cough phlegm my way
I will kill you with an ashtray

They call me viral warfare
Immunity I impair
Not deadly, just annoying
With your immunity I′ll be toying

Can you feel it in the air?
Grocery stores you should beware
That's the place most people get sick
Just to let you know
Avoid that shit


Have you ever wondered
How did I get sick?
Here′s your stupid answer
It was me, I'm a dick
Walking sick nightmare
I'll infect you anywhere

Ugh!

Oh it′s the season
It′s the flu
I'll cough on you

Blegh!

Get the Nyquil

Back again
I′m bacterial
Not deadly enough for a funeral
But I still annoy
Cannot get rid of me
Modern science won't disagree
Ginger
Honey
Lemon
And tea
It′s all crappy