Skeleton Planet Songtext
von Vargskelethor

Deep in the cosmos
There is a dark star
Where every skeleton plays a mean guitar
A planet shaped like a skull
Burning and aflame
No need to worry
They′re too busy with a fucking name

Meanwhile on skeleton planet


Can't decide a name for our skeleton planet
Is it "Skeletron"?
Or maybe "Bonerbaijan"?
Can′t decide on a name for our bonely home
Maybe we can call it "skeleton Rome"?

No that's even dumber
Gotta think of something first
Naming our goddamn planet, this is the fucking worst!

How about "Spooktune"?
How about "Bonemoon"?
How about something that doesn't sound
Like it was written in one afternoon?

How about something that doesn′t suck?
How about something that doesn′t get us stuck?
Wait guys, I have an idea
Wait let's call it "Space Korea"

No, dammit that′s the dumbest one yet