How to Be Cool Songtext
von Vargskelethor

How to be cool
Don′t eat, or go swimming in the pool
Or else I won't teach you how to be
How to be cool
Please cut off the sides of my sandwich
Or I will use bad language
Booger
I cannot drive a car
But velcro shoes get me far
Teach me, how to be cool
When you are walking down the streets
Don′t eat the mysterious meats


Wanna be cool? (Yes)
Wanna be tough? (Okay)
Well I hope you brush your teeth enough
Or do you wanna be a toothless bitch?
Why don't you
Get a clue
Get some height
Just don't shit in the shower tonight
Or mom might find out
The doctor told me there was blood in my stool
Doctor, does that make me cool?
(No, you′re dying)