Donald Trump Songtext
von Upchurch

Church!
(Let the band play)

Fuck, I′m 'bout to snatch you pussies up
Like I′m Donald Trump!
I stay rollin' with them crackers
Like I'm Donald Trump!
Surrounded by bad bitches
Like l′m Donald Trump!
And I′m always winnin'
Like I′m Donald Trump!

My phone always ringin'
Most the time, shit, I ain′t got the service!
'Bout, to throw it out the window
Just got wheels, ain′t tryin' to curb it!
Got people always hatin'
Same people, said I was gonna flop!
Their girlfriend′s got me, on repeat
Everytime my fuckin′ album drops!


You can stare at the Chevy
See your face, in the paint!
Rap is all I got goin'!
See these tats, on my hands!
You see the scars, on my knuckles!
You see the gun, on the dash!
I stay pokin′ the competition, like thorns in ya' ass!

Somebody load up the garbage!
Let′s take the trash, to the dump!
I'll drop a motherfucker off
With them inmates, son!
I got the sheriff on speed dial!
I give the police the mace, and
I′m the king of the country!
So, shut the fuck up, and face it!

I'm about to snatch you pussies up
Like I'm Donald Trump!
I stay rollin′ with them crackers
Like I′m Donald Trump!
Surrounded by bad bitches
Like l'm Donald Trump!
And I′m always winnin'
Like I′m Donald Trump!


I'm your Church-man, shit!
I stay preachin′ for my group of folks!
Don't say my shit ain't country!
′Less you go and read the lyrics, fuck!
They say that I′m not ya'll want
But ya′ll ain't breakin′ eye contact!
Fuck music row!
I stay pissin' on they′ contracts!
And if I'm never on TV
I'll let my values stack!
Ain′t no camera man
Makin′ me look like a jackass!
Shit, the party down south
Is going down, in my back yard!
Tubs, with the jeep
Climbing people's mountains of cars!
Shit, I′m the illest hillbilly
With all the grimiest bars!
No major label's fuckin′ with me
'Cause I take shit, too far!
So, fuck it, I′ll say it
"Throw Hillary Clinton up in the slammer!"
'Cause, we roll with Donald Trump
And makin' America better, bitch!

I′m about to snatch you pussies up
Like I′m Donald Trump!
I stay rollin' with them crackers
Like I′m Donald Trump!
Surrounded by bad bitches
Like l'm Donald Trump!
And I′m always winnin'
Like I′m Donald Trump!

You know it is, uh
It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament
Of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country
Because you'd be in jail
Secretary Clinton