Maximum Dogbreath Songtext
von Union Carbide Productions

I got a little girl you know, she stole my soul
I got a little girl you know, she broke my heart
I tried to play it cool when I was out of step
Well, that′s all right I'll have to laugh instead

Man, I′ll have to laugh instead
Now, I've got Maximum Dogbreath
And the bullshit is running out of my head

I tried to make a living, but it didn't work out
Yeah, I tried to make a living, and it left you no doubt
I didn′t pay for you, you didn′t care for me
Well, that's all right, I′ll have to let it be

Yeah
Baby, won't you spare me a dime
′Cos I've got Maximum Dogbreath
And my mouth is getting bigger all the time


Have you heard about this? Have you heard about that?
Two and two is four and I′m getting fat
I'll do anything for you, just to save my skin
Well I got no other choice than to sink or swim

Man, just listen to what I say
I've got Maximum Dogbreath and I′m here to lead you astray

I′ve got a bad breath
I've got a bad breath
I′ve got a bad breath
I've got a bad breath
I′ve got a bad, bad breath
I've got a bad, bad breath
I′ve got a bad, bad breath
I've got a bad, bad breath
I've got a bad

Now, you have to leave me alone
I′ve got Maximum Dogbreath, guess I′ll have to be on my own
Yeah
Now, you have to leave me alone
I've got Maximum Dogbreath, guess I′ll have to be on my own