There's A Rumor Going 'Round Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

There′s a rumor going 'round, there′s a rumor going 'round
There's a rumor going ′round, there′s a rumor going 'round
There′s a rumor going 'round, you know it isn′t right
There's a rumor going ′round
Well, it started out little and it wasn't so bad
Then it got bigger every time it got said
The story grew teeth with big sharp claws
Turned into a monster running up and down the halls
Feelings got hurt, that's a fact
When a rumor gets loose it can bite you in the back
There′s a rumor going ′round, there's a rumor going ′round
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no
There's a rumor going ′round, you know it isn't right
There′s a rumor going 'round
Bob told Sparky, Sparky told Sue
Sue told Mary and Mary told Lou
Lou told everybody else he knew


Now it's everywhere and that ain′t cool
There′s a rumor going 'round, you know it isn′t right
There's a rumor going ′round
There's a rumor going ′round, there's a rumor going 'round
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no
There′s a rumor going ′round, you know it isn't right
There′s a rumor going 'round
Somebody said somebody said you′re ugly as can be
A face so scary, make a zebra climb a tree
I heard somebody told somebody 'bout your stinky feet
Said at the cafeteria, nobody could eat
There′s a rumor going 'round, you know it isn't right
There′s a rumor going ′round
There's a rumor going ′round, there's a rumor going ′round
There's a rumor going ′round, there's a rumor going 'round
There′s a rumor going ′round, you know it isn't right
There′s a rumor going 'round and it′s going to start a fight