The Alarm Clock Rings Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

I′m dreaming, floating in space
All bundled up with the covers pulled over my face
It's Saturday, I don′t have to go to school
I can sleep 'til who knows when
My face comfortably stuck in drool
And the alarm clock rings, the alarm clock rings
It goes aXZXZX, I didn't even set that thing
The alarm clock rings, it sounds like World War III
I wanna hit that thing till the snooze button brings me peace
I′m dreaming, my head is floating in a cloud
Floating in a wet cloud, soon I′ll be snoring out loud
Little birds are chirping, spring is in the air
It's the weekend, I don′t have to go anywhere
And the alarm clock rings, the alarm clock rings It goes aXZXZX, I didn't even set that thing
(The alarm clock rings) I wanna hit it with a bat
(The alarm clock rings) feed it to the dog
(The alarm clock rings) gonna flush it
Down the toilet till the toilet gets clogged
(The alarm clock rings) gonna strap it to a rocket
(The alarm clock rings) shoot it off to Mars
(The alarm clock rings) If it ever comes
Back I′m going to run over it with my car
(The alarm clock rings) gonna put it in a blender
(The alarm clock rings) throw it at the wall
Hit with a hammer, drop it from a building that's 100 feet tall
Shut up, alarm clock! Who asked you? aXZXZX yourself!