My Birthday Comes on Christmas Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

I got a drum. I got a horn
They gave me a bicycle just for being born
But I′m only getting half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas
I got a train that really runs
They gave me a space suit that should be lots of fun
But I′m only getting half of what I oughta
'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas
Gee but it's tough to be a kid like me
But I guess there is nothing I can do
′Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count for my birthday, too
I get so mad at Mom and Dad


Of all of the days that they picked to have me had
And they only give me half of what they oughta
′Cause my birthday comes on Christmas
Gee but it's tough to be a kid like me
But I guess there is nothing I can do
′Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree
Has to count for my birthday, too
I get so mad at Mom and Dad
Of all of the days that they picked to have me had
And they only give me half of what they oughta
'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas
Yeah, my birthday comes on Christmas
Why does my birthday have to come on Christmas?