It Did It All By Itself Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

There′s water in the living room soaking in the carpet
I noticed when I noticed that my socks were wet
I followed that puddle, didn't know what to think
It was running like a river from the bathroom sink
How could this happen? Oh, what a mess
Who′s responsible? I can't guess
Toilet paper jumped from the bathroom shelf
Nobody did. It did it all by itself
There's a nasty pile of un-named gooey-glob
Stuck like a tick to the driver′s seat
Sticky and smelly, green growing on top
Was it cake? Was it candy? It′s a mystery
How could this happen? Oh, what a mess
Who's responsible? I can′t guess
Enough to scare the Department of Health
Nobody did. It did it all by itself
It did it all by itself, all by itself
Nobody caused it, nobody helped
We were somewhere else doing something else


With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself
There′s a horrible smell and it's coming from the garbage
Something′s crawling in the bottom of the can
It got knocked over and it's all on the sidewalk
Gotta pick it up for the garbage man
How could this happen? Oh what a mess
Who's responsible? I can′t guess
Everybody′s innocent, I can tell
Nobody did. It did it all by itself
It did it all by itself, all by itself
Nobody caused it, nobody helped
We were somewhere else doing something else
With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself
It did it all by itself, all by itself
Nobody caused it, nobody helped
We were somewhere else doing something else
With someone you don′t know. It did it all by itself
We were somewhere else doing something else
With someone you don't know. It did it all by itself