Always Chew Your Food Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

Always chew your food with your mouth shut
Nobody needs a visual of what you′ve got inside
If you open up your mouth, your dinner might fall out
And you just might be liable for regurgative revival
Always chew your food before you swallow
The consequence is dire and you just might expire
It would be so rude if you die choking on your food
You'll never be invited back again
It′s important to have good manners
I'm not putting you on
Ever since a caveman met another caveman
We've been making rules so we all can get along
Once there was a chatty girl named Kathy
Who talked her way through dinner every night
She opened up her mouth and the meatloaf all fell out Her little brother Davy just stood up and lost his gravy
Once there was a boy named Silly Willy
Wildly wolfing down his waffles with his friends
Somebody told a joke and he began to choke
And Willy never was invited back again
It′s important to have good manners
I′m not putting you on
Ever since a caveman met another caveman
We've been making rules so we all can get along
Always chew your food with your mouth shut
Always chew it well so you don′t choke on it and die.
And while you're at it, eliminate the habit
Of burping when you finish with the pie
Of burping when you finish with the pie