That's All I'm Asking For Songtext
von Trey Parker

I know that there′s more to life than women
I just can't seem to figure out what else there is
I don′t need it every night, every morning'd be just fine
A little sex, that's all I′m askin′ for
That's all I′m askin' for (that′s all he's askin′ for)
Something I can test
A gal would suit me best
I got a thing to use, I know what to use it for
A girl I can love, and kiss, and hold, and fu-
That's all I'm askin′ for


Now I don′t wanna be rich for the sake of women
I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord
Enough to build a church where everyone can come
Enough for the lord, that's all I′m askin' for
That′s all I'm askin′ for (that's all he's askin′ for)
It ain′t a lot to ask
I'm sure we′ll get it fast
A friend of mine was mining and he made a lot of cash
He made a gazillion dollars, how is that
That's all I′m askin' for

He did not make a gazillion dollars
You wanna ask him?
I′ll tell you where he lives!

(That's all he's askin′ for) that′s all I'm askin′ for
We're tired of being sick
We′re sick of being poor
We've had a little luck
Now we want a little more
Enough so we′d never do anything anymore
That's all we're askin′ for


Hey, what about you Mr. Miller
What are you askin′ for?
No, no, I don't sing
Aw come on, if you can talk, you can sing
I just wanna make enough so I can open up a shop of my own
Go on with my family trade
Well there, that′s great, what is it you do?
I'm a butcher
You′re a butcher?
Yeah

I've never had much in the way of friends or fam′ly
My horse is the only pal I've ever known
I'd like to build a ranch in the Rocky Mountain air
A home for us, that′s all I′m askin' for

That′s all we're askin′ for, that's all we′re askin' for
We're tired of being sick
We′re sick of being poor
We′ve had a little luck
Now we want a little more

A girl I can love
A church, a ranch, a store
That's all we′re askin'
That′s all we're askin′
That's all we're askin′ for