TV Theme Songtext
von Trainwreck with Kyle Gass

You know we′re doin' the best we can
A-Workin′ hard to defeat that man
A-Keep a-rollin' on down those tracks
'Cause all we′re lookin′ for's just the facts

′Cause it's a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

You know it′s hard just to be a man
With no direction and no known plan
Hey careful Jim, that becomes quicksand
When your secrets cannot withstand

Finding a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu


Five guys all with hearts of gold
Some are young and a few are old
Adventure starts when you hit the road
Without the aces you gots to fold
Woah!

'Cause it′s a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu

"Okay, this isn't looking good at this point - I need some pliers. Shreddy - to the box. Uh, Dallas, um, you got a screwdriver? B.J.! I need some electrical tape! Klip! Just start running! Okay, I got it. No, I got it. No, I got it! Oh shit, no! Five, four, three, shit!"

'Cause it′s a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu


Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Let me get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
I wanna hump on ya girl, I wanna hump on you
I wanna get in your world, I wanna roll on you
I′m gonna pump on you girl, I wanna bump on you
I wanna touch you down low, I'm gonna go to you
I′m gonna rock on your world, I wanna rock on you
I wanna roll, girl, I wanna roll witchu
Let me tie you up now, and let me roll witchu
Let me get you in a tie-down whoa-oh
Wanna hump on you girl, I wanna hump on you
Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Come here girl, let me freakin' get witchu
I wanna touch on your world, I′m gonna touch on you
Big Darryl's gonna do the do-do