Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous Songtext
von Tracy Byrd

Honey, they′re bringin' out a TV crew
They wanna do a story ′bout me and you
There'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard, there'll be
Camera′s on their shoulders, we′ll be readin' cue cards, leave them
Long John′s on the line if the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine

They′re gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks
Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous


Tell ′em 'bout your mama and the bowling league, tell 'em ′bout
Junior and his baseball team, I′ll show 'em my nine point buck on the
Wall, I′ll blow a few times on my new duck call, let them see old Blue how he
Sleeps all day, we'll bring out the Elvis TV trays

They′re gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks
Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah, our idea of high class livin′ is sitting on the porch on a cool night
Are champagne and caviar is a RC Cola, and a Moon Pie
I'm talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous