Chopped n Skrewed Songtext
von T‐Pain feat. Ludacris

Yeah!
Yea yeah!
Whoa

Shawty
Shawty
Shawty
Don′t chop me, shawty don't screw me
Shawty don′t chop me, shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, shawty don′t screw me
Yeah
Yea, yeah


Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that′s what you want to do (do-do)
And she said da club is about to end
And you said won't you come to my crib
And she said I can′t leave my friends


Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You′ve offically been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-and
Screw
Chop-screw-screwed
You′ve offically been screwed
Screwed
Screw-screw
Chop-chop
And screwed
You've officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don′t screw me (yeah)
Sha, shawty don′t chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)
Shawty, shawty don't chop, shawty-shawty don′t screw me (heyyy-yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don′t-don't screw me (yea-yeah)

Have you ever been in the vip room
Of your favorite strip club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done got you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it′s about that time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
She takes big sip out yo cup
And she said that'll be 60 bucks

Now you′ve officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You′ve officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed (luda-luda)
You've officially been chopped and screwed

Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can′t-can't live with out ′em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-you must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind
I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knee
Put you on punishment
Women and I′ll spank ya
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And steer you on instead of please ya (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad
Probably because the amount of booty that I've grabbed
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission and subdued (what happened)
Guess what dog (lu-lu-luda)

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-screwed
Chopped-chopped
And screwed
You′ve officially been
Dance-dance
Screwed
And ewed-ewed
Chopped
Screwed-screwed
You′ve officially been chopped and screwed
And-and
Screw
Chop-screw-screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed
Screw-screw
Chop-chop
And screwed
You′ve offically been
Dance-dance
Screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don′t screw me (yeah)
Sha-shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw
(chopped and screwed)
Shawty, shawty don′t chop, shawty shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, don′t-don′t screw me,
me, me, me, me, me, me