Chart of the Elements (Lincchostbllis) Songtext
von Tourniquet

Give me an L - Lithium
Give me an N - Nitrogen
Give me a C - Carbon
Give me a Ch - Chlorine
Give me an H - Hydrogen
Give me an O - Oxygen
S-T-B-L-L-I-S
S-T-B-L-L-I-S

Chart of the elements! (Woo-woo, woo-woo)
Chart of the elements!


The chart hung on the wall of the school
Learn every element, the golden rule
Written in stone, we were told it was true
To question it would make you look like a fool

A shocking discovery was recently made:
some facts were messed up on the chart we obeyed
An error was found in the weights of these ten
So tear down the chart, let′s start over again!

God lives! God is truth!
God breathes! God is truth!
God loves! God is truth!
God lives! God is truth!

Lattice energy, orbital properties,
allotropes, isotopes, vaporized particles
Lattice energy, orbital properties,
allotropes, isotopes, covalent radius


Chart of the elements! (Woo-woo, woo-woo)
Chart of the elements!