Miss Teach Songtext
von Touch

Welcome to the first grade
My name is Miss Teach
And I′ve been deemed fit
To mess with childrens minds
Young folks are so delicate
But she's got a job to do, so!

Girls to the left
And the boys
Form a line on the right

I′m gonna learn you real good
'Till all that's left is an empty shell
Where a child
Has been


This is a high school
My name is Mr. Teach
And don′t bother me with questions
′Cause the answers are all in the book
Eight long years of progressive education
Has made you wiser, it seems so!

Whites to the left
And the others of you
Form a line on the right

I've got a job to do
And it comes with the system of mass education
I′m gonna do it to you

Hey, welcome to the Ivy League
My name's Professor Teach
And I′ve been paid well
To make you think my way
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
(Oh yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
But it's alright these years in T.K.E. have been well spent
Because you′ve learned to view objectively
The important things in life, so!

Rich to the left
And the poor
Form a line on the right