Da Horny Man Songtext
von Total Devastation

Yeah, this is the story of a dog y′all
A famous dog, a nasty dog, a dirty dog
A stanky dog, a status dog a horny dog

Check it out y'all, here it comes
(Hit it)
It′s the horny man
A one two mic checkin', I come to get naked
So can you get wit it, hey honey can I hit it?

'Cause I′m the horny man and I love to hit skins
And I got a Jim hat so it′s safe to go in
Gettin' hot like a toaster, posin′ on your poster
Come and take a ride on my love roller coaster

Swimmin' in women, divin′ like scuba
I'm hittin′ mad skins like my man grand pubah
Everybody loves me 'cause I got a lot of flavor
Plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior


I′m hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger
And like the Hip Squad, I′m a status head banger
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug
And you can be loved

So honey, catch the vibe 'cause it′s the one to be on
With more nick names than Neon Deon Sanders
Prime time comin' from Atlanta
I′m comin' out the mission like the great Santana

So now I′m gettin hyped, I want to be like Mike
And never met a female that I didn't like
'Cause I treat them like a prostitute

You know I knock the boots
And if their man steps up then I′m quick to shoot
I′m always packin', never lackin′ when I'm mackin′
I come for rilla you actin' like you crackin′

Kickin' lots of flavor call me, flavor-mackalicious
And I keep a lot of bitches 'cause they say that I′m delicious
I′m dipin' divin′ and stir it up like coffee
Excuse me, Mr. Softy, but your girlfriend wont get off me

'Cause I′m hard like a rock tearin' up the block
With a 9m glock and a ten foot cock
Produce dope hits, I love big tits
Plus I′m all that and a hot bowl of grits


Weigh a buck and three quarters, so fathers hide your daughters
'Cause I'm runnin′ through them like my name is Ricky Waters
I′ma dip and groove and do a spin move real smooth
But I ain't got shit to prove

Gettin′ love at the pub like Sam Malone
And I make a bitch moan when its time to bone
'Cause I melt them like butter word to your mother
And you know I want to get blunted my brother

22 grams, much love to the clan
Peace out from the motherfuckin′ horny man