Jokes On Me Songtext
von Tory Lanez

Dance ′til the mornin' and clock out
Strippers stealin′ money from your locker
I've got some bitches and some options
But you the one, I always pop out for you
Left side the bar, I'm out there fuckin′ faded
Ain′t anticipate the cab ride home, but we fuckin' made it
Sippin′ '42, and Hennessy, and fuckin′ Jägers
That's the reason why we got so dangerous

I fuckin′ hate you, I mean, I love you but I fuckin' hate you
But why the fuck you make me feel like we'd be fuckin′ major?
I never meant to make you feel like I would underrate you
I′ll be sittin' by this table, I′m so unstable


Summer by the bleachers, smokin', puffin′ weed
Teachers never gave a fuck, they was paid to show up and leave
Marijuana on my sleeve
JV, practiced varsity, I didn't make it on the team
So I started sellin′ nicks and dimes and all these twenty beams
Anyting or anyting, dub sacks and duffle bags
Hennessy and triple beams
Shawty said she fuckin' love me, came around and sold me dreams
I was skatin' on a thot like a fuckin′ rollin′ rink

Sellin' dope like it′s my only thing
If we get caught, that chromie swing if crodie sing
Lawyer fightin' cases for the team, we got forty rings
Champagne by the cases, I came in with like forty tings
I split the scene like the splits in my jeans
Split in my seams, I′m gettin' money, ain′t it?
No one was there to hold you down when it was cloudy
But they show up when it's sunny, ain't it?
And it pours rain on my umbrella but this one I got′s forever, oh

I hope it was fun, me and yo′ best friend, we had a thing but that was something
She real as fuck, you could've told her but you dead wrong
Instead you left her out for dead, girl, is your head gone?
Fuck is the loyalty?
Tell me, who the fuck taught you your loyalty?
How you try to fuck me and then foil me?
Poppin′ up in places that you know I'll be


I done kept this shit so real, you owe me
I done kept this shit so real, you know me
How you movin′ like I'm not the only?
How you movin′ like I left you lonely?
How you movin' like I'm not the homie?

Yes, I thought you would′ve been more loyal, loyal to me
Yes, I thought you would′ve been more loyal, loyal to me
And I told everyone that you were loyal, now the joke's on me
The joke′s on me
I told everyone that you were the one, the joke's on me
And you let them laugh, makin′ jokes of me
I told my exes I'd make you my girl, now the joke is on me
I told the people I love that you were the one, now the joke is on me
Oh, I′m ashamed, joke's on me
Oh, I'm ashamed, the joke′s on me
Oh