Wild , Wild , West Songtext
von Too $hort

Once upon a time there lived a man
In a place that′s known as East Oakland
He could rap to the beat like all the rest
So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west
With his gansta waves and gangsta looks
He made friends with keps, dope dealers and crooks

And when the party was on you knew he had come
With his wife and his snipe and his five oh ones
Walking right up to the dj man
And when he ever did that suck at emcee's rap
′Cause they knew about him and his gangsta rap
And the fact they just couldn't hang with that
He was known all around to be the best

So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west
In a land where the rich were once the poor
Tell you everything and they still want more
Where live is only give and take
In a land where the strong control the fake
He was known around for all the time


Everybody went wild when he said his rhyme
Saying things that I never would speak of now
With his gangsta ride his turn back side
Out like Jessie james in a land
Where game that controls the lane
Yes the wild wild west that's the place
Suckers take a bite and don′t even taste
The California lifestyle that I live

When the sun will shine every chance it get
The wild wild west that′s where you see
Emcee rappers make you look weak
'Cause you would never hang in the wild wild west
Without your sick shooter and your bullet proof vest
You can get down but I don′t know where
You come out here you better try to act square

'Cause we don′t play don't come my way
When you suckers wanna fight you′ll hear me say
Front me 'cause you'll front yourself
I′ll leave you standing there mad as hell
You can rap your best that′s what you do
But you just won't hang and you know its true
Like a homeboy said its one two three
West coast raps straight to the beat


You got have a lot of game to spit that rap
I gonna put a little game to her just like that
Too $hort I thought you knew
You can′t count three and then skip two
Cause it just won't work but you might try
You from the emcee from seventy five

Girls G I R L S so fresh
Emcee rap from the wild wild west
Making you look weak ′cause we don't play
All you sucker emcee′s do you hear me say
Front me front me

Once upon a time there lived a man
In a place that's known as East Oakland
He can rap to the beat like all the rest
So rough hang tough in the wild wild west
With his non stop rapping and his west coast style
He had the whole dang party just going wild
Singing rhymes all time back to back

Turning everybody out with the west coast rap
That's when the sucker emcee all came to be
Nothing but everyday sucker emcee′s
They were all his friends all his fans
Walk right up and shake his hand
And you always knew everytime
Sucker emcee′s wish they could rhyme

Just like pimp but what's the fact
The fact they just couldn′t get with that
They were all frustrated all rapped out
Didn't even know what to rap about
Homeboy do you agree

And not worth kicking like a sucker emcee
′Cause none talk fresh, all sound bad
Sucker emcee's couldn′t make him mad
With a rap like his a rap like that
There never was time for a sucker to rap

The sucker emcee would just wait his turn
But even sucker emcee's don't want to get burned
One emcee knew the play
He had the sucker emcee′s all running away
Didn′t want none you couldn't get them back
They never could deal with a real big mack
One emcee was the best

So rough and tough in the wild wild west
There was one emcee who knew the tip
And the sucker emcees don′t even trip
So tell it to the world it's not to wise
′Cause you are an emcee from seventy five

Girls G I R L S so fresh
Emcee rapper from the wild wild west
Making you look weak'cause we don′t play
All you sucker emcee's I know you hear me say
Front me front me

Once upon a time there lived a man
In a place that's known as East Oakland
He can rap to the beat like all the rest
So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west
Just a true emcee didn′t cash the checks
Singing that′s like this or rated ex
Making a champ with a heavy weight rap
No emcee could walk like that

Then the boy got paid again and again
Said he wouldn't stop till he got a benz
I never thought about it till the other day
He had the top drop rolling away
In a eighty five or eighty six
Said he got paid ′cause he raped like this

You could see it in his eyes he was seeing stars
Choosing folks and caviar
Just checking out the girls walking down the street
In the wild wild west that's where you see
The freshest emcees you will say is soft
From seventy five girl so raw
Like silky they and hollywood

They come so fresh ′cause you know they could
Like sir Too $hort when I'm on the mic
West coast rappers rap all damn night
So watch how you talk in the wild wild west
East coast rappers make us look fresh
With the save a hoe and everybody scream
East coast rappers make all the cream

With a New York rap and a New York slang
Not too many could spit that game
Now the time has come and I′ll tell it right
About a rapper like me who will rock the mic
I'm trying to wake you up on the western coast
Were giving you more than just the locs

Its everything you could never have
Took and spent your money to buy my rap
The wild wild west that's what its called
About the west coast rappers that stand so tall
The freshest emcees you′ll say you saw
From seventy five girl so raw (Wild wild west, Wild wild west)