Invasion of the Flat Bootie Bitches Songtext
von Too $hort

Baby
Check this out!
Yeah, you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is your ass?
Baby
What happened?

A nigga like me I know what′s up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain′t got no ass
But she's ok, if she's got cash

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches


I′ll tell you ′bout a day that I had
Seen nothin but bitches with no ass
I woke up early feeling shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cause every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soaking, smoking, sir Too Short
Thinkin about the day before

Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was hella young, with alotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That big tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches

The day my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself, I must need glasses
Where′s them bitches with the big round asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two bitches then switch them up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a bitch
But that ain't nothing but a cap


None of them bitches didn′t have no ass
Waiting on the bus, some was walking
Me and my homie just started talkin'
I said "homie, she looks good"
He said that ass is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
And he said, Short, she′s all that

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The Invasion was on

Every single day of the week
For every nigga living there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
Cause bitches all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rolling and smoking

Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the bitches with booties stayed home today
And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches

We hit the B-Town like Oakland players
I knew it, bitches was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don′t work, her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
I capped on her like a motherfucking fool
I said "biatch!" I know I′m capping
Where's your ass, baby what happened

She turned around and capped on me
She said, fuck you nigga, where′s your teeth
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we got to cut
But I was kicking that bitch in her big flat butt
I kicked her ass, got in the ride
Looked at the bitch and said bye bye

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches
The invasion was on

We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standing on the corner just talking to me
I was spitting the game but I talked too fast
Cause I didn't even notice that big flat ass
Shit, and I was ready to go

We was rolling back, to the O
I told that bitch I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I′m so Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggas who don′t care
It's no thing to do my duty
But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the play day, superstar
I could see if you was white, but you′re black as tar

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat bootie bitches

Bitches In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I′m glad that shit never happened again

Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Damn, I must be dreaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Wake me up 'fore I start screaming
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
What′s this world comin to?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
Where's your ass, what happened to you?
Invasion of the flat booty bitches
The invasion is on