19,999 (Bonus Track) Songtext
von Too $hort

19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I′m on you, Wilt!
20, 000 bitches, 20, 000 bitches, 20, 000 bitches
If I fuck one more!
20, 000 bitches, 20, 000 bitches, 20, 000 bitches
Wilt Chamberlin, hoe!

I met your momma, at a pool party
All the nasty lil things she would do for me
If I told you, you probably wouldn't feel me though
But your mom was in the cocktales video
More hoes than your favorite MC

If you find a motherfucker that′s hating on me
It's about some pussy
Cause I won't stop pimping
Real player with a whole lot of women!
Lil sis just left with me
Ex-girlfriends is my specialty
She do doing things you′ll never believe


I fucked her so good will she ever leave!
Short dog, I′m a rock star
Two bitches in the bed, and I'm rock hard
The TMZ had me running from the cop car
I had four naked bitches at the spot boy!

19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I′m on you, Wilt!

Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
If I fuck one more!
Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
Wilt Chamberlin hoe!

You say I'm lying, I say you hating
It′s a fact, it's no debating!
The shit happened, it′s done
If you don't know your daddy
Then you might be my son!

Your momma been an all-star weekend
Super-bowl Sunday, a fight or the freak-nic
Spring break, girls going wild
Ask Maury, are you my child?
Nope, I'm not the father


Yeah, I fucked her, but never caught her
20 years later, I did it to her daughter
Fucked her in the car that you bought her
You couldn′t be a better player than me
Not even if you fucked everyday of the week

I know you think you got it like that, repeat
Wilt Chamberlain, ain′t got shit on me!
Bitch!

19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I'm on you, Wilt!
Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
If I fuck one more!
Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
Wilt Chamberlin hoe!

Remember when you seen me out in Detroit?
With Reddi and a whole bunch a D boys
Surrounded by all that pearl
I know one of them hoes had to be your girl
Acting dirty in Kentucky

I had rich white women wanting fuck me
And I party hard at Mardi Grass
Ten bitches every night, I did it all!
I did Ashley, Keisha′s, Erica's
And them was only hoes in America

I had more in London, a few in France
I didn′t want to leave when I flew to Japan
I got bitches of all ethnicities, still calling, saying how they're missing me
But they know, ain′t no changing him
AKA Wilt Chamberlain!

19, 999 bitches, bitches
I fuck 19, 999 bitches
I'm on you, Wilt!
Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
If I fuck one more!
Twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches, twenty thousand bitches
Wilt Chamberlin, hoe!