The King's Story Songtext
von TomboFry

The King threw away his key to the town.
Villagers weren't happy, they gave him a frown.
So they all ran away and left him alone,
While he was up on his throne.

To celebrate success he had a bottle of wine.
He drank the whole lot and had a good time!
Out came his brand new karaoke machine
(It was 1624, absolutely obscene).

I am the King, I am the King,
I have this wonderful song to sing,
I am the King, I am the King,
Oh, won't you listen to me?

He drank and he drank and he drank some more,
By that point he couldn't tell the ceiling from the floor.
But he carried on partying with the chickens and the cats,
He even gave them adorable hats!


Along came some big burly men with their swords.
They knew he was in, so they tore down the doors.
Frightened and panicked, he pulled out his glock.
Twas almost as big as his massive-

I am the King, I am the King,
I have this wonderful song to sing,
I am the King, I am the King,
Oh, won't you listen to me?

"I sliced this guy's head open with my-"
Nah, mate, here we go...!

Yo, what's up, it's me: the King.
As you know I've got this song to sing.
I'll tell you all about how I defeated these guys,
So easy they were squished like flies.

Two men, four men, six men, down.
This is the reason I hold my crown.
Did you just think that I would rule this place
Without an evil plan or a grin on my face?

I'm not a dictator but have power to be,
So you'd better behave or be scared of me.
My name screams trouble but I'm actually quite zen.
Get outta my castle before I reach ten!


Bang bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang,
B-bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang,
Bang bang bang bang bang b-bang b-bang,
B-bang bang bang bang b-bang bang.

Now that that's over I can carry on
With my wonderful singing
Of my wonderful song.
But before you go, would you like a cup of tea?
Don't worry, it's no bother to me, because...

I am the King, I am the King,
I have this wonderful song to sing,
I am the King, I am the King,
Oh, won't you listen to me?

I am the King, I am the King,
I have this wonderful song to sing,
I am the King, I am the King,
Oh, won't you listen to me?

Now that the bad guys had gone away,
He begged the old people to come back and stay.
Reluctant at first but they finally came back,
And people in town danced with chickens and cats.