Buttholes Songtext
von Tom MacDonald

Look, Donald Trump isn′t as bad as they say he is
He really only tryna make America great again
The Bible's just a book for people scared to be Atheist
Did we land on the moon? I mean, maybe they′re faking it
The earth could be flat, the presidents could be aliens
And Americans might even be nicer than Canadians
Unpopular opinions got us caught up into craziness
And hating one another, but we're all just homo sapiens

Someone's always gonna hate you no matter what
Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck
Opinions are like buttholes, everyone got one they cover up
And all you gotta do is follow through
When you′re yelling that you don′t give a fuck


I ain't letting anyone piss in my Cornflakes
Stay the hell out my face, and I will stay out of your way
I know that life is cruel, and lately it ain′t fair at all
You hate your job, your phone is lost, there's evil men and racist cops
Yeah, I don′t care if you are black or white or gay or straight
Or old or young or smart or dumb or where you're from or what you make
The only thing I care about is living like I′m not afraid
Of dying while I'm sleeping, so I seize it while I'm still awake

We′re so angry, hating everyone we don′t know
We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go
And be happy, stop talking shit on our phones
And blocking everyone we know, we′ve been being buttholes

Maybe the feds killed Biggie and 'Pac
Maybe the Ku Klux Klan just needs some love and a hug
Maybe 9/11 really was an inside job
And the Christians are right, homosexuality′s wrong
Or the Illuminati really want the best for the people
And abortions are murder, so they should just be illegal
'Cause I don′t know, that's all I'm saying, these opinions drive us crazy
Got us fighting so much lately, we′re divided from our neighbours

Someone′s always gonna hate you no matter what
Might as well just be yourself and let people think you suck
Opinions are like buttholes, everyone got one they cover up
And all you gotta do is follow through
When you're yelling that you don′t give a fuck


I ain't letting anyone piss in my Cornflakes
Stay the hell out my face, and I will stay out of your way
I know that being you is harder than it sounds
You′re the only one who can, so be you and do you proud
Yeah, I don't care if you are black or white or gay or straight
Or old or young or smart or dumb or where you′re from or what you make
The only thing I care about is living like I'm not afraid
Of dying while I'm sleeping, so I seize it while I′m still awake

We′re so angry, hating everyone we don't know
We can′t even take a joke, we should really let it go
And be happy, stop talking shit on our phones
And blocking everyone we know, we've been being buttholes

Everyone a butthead, everyone end up dead
Everybody upset, everybody blood red
Everybody feels like no one cares
Everything is fucked up, everything is tough luck
I have had enough dumb, everybody shut up
Everybody thinks that life ain′t fair

We're so angry, hating everyone we don′t know
We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go
And be happy, stop talking shit on our phones
And blocking everyone we know, we've been being buttholes

We′re so angry, hating everyone we don′t know
We can't even take a joke, we should really let it go
And be happy, stop talking shit on our phones
And blocking everyone we know, we′ve been being buttholes