I Love Creatures Songtext
von Tom Fletcher

I love bunnies
Cuddly puppies
I love each furry bundle of fluff
I love donkeys
Fish and monkeys
Show me more, I just can′t get enough

I'll be having such fun
When I load up my gun
As I aim and take shots at their heads
From the big to the small
They look great on my wall
I love those creatures
Especially when creatures are dead
Dead, dead, dead


I love kittens
Used as mittens
I love skinning them down to their bones
I love horses
When they′re corpses
And then hanging them up in my homes

Lure them in with some treats
As they feast at my feet
I say, here, try some poison instead
Some are fast as a flicker
But bullets are quicker
I love those creatures
So much when creatures are dead
Dead, dead, dead

I love those pandas, all fluffy and round
But hiding is useless
I'll soon hunt them down
Inside my mansion are beasts to be found
But they're all dead, so they don′t make a sound

I love critters
Drowning litters
I love flocks, fowl, and, sheep, cows, and swine


I′m fan girly
For taxidermy
Stuffed or pickled in jars filled with brine
Surely one little reindeer won't hurt, the remainder
Can pull Santa′s oversized sled
The day pigs can fly
Is the same day they'll die

I love those animals
I′ll hunt and shoot them all
I love all creatures
With cold lifeless features
I love those cute little creatures
When creatures are dead
Dead, dead, dead