Red Flags (Reverse Style!) Songtext
von Tom Cardy

The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
He was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

My favorite food is fish
Baby, that′s my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo

Hey boy, what's your favorite film?
He said, the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called

Human Centipede!
Human Centipede!
I think that I′m gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically!
He said, "The costume design was a highlight"


I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people
Ass to mouth
Cool

Human Centipede
Please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag
I don′t want to get stabbed

He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy shit, I′m gonna be the main course!"
He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I′ve got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, ma′am was blinking at us
Is this because your date is a freak?
No
Very good, bon appétit


Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I′m looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we′ll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams!
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme′s gonna be!

Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the maid of honor
You know the deal (ass)
I can finally open myself up to love
And i can finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human Centipede