Stoner Yodel Number One Songtext
von Todd Snider

Now you got it right on the money
Now you′re playing through your amplifier
Now you're singing about that milk and honey
Now you′re sounding like a rapid fire

Getting lost like a sock in the dryer
Trying to find a way to resonate a little higher
Now you're preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you're preaching to the shithouse choir

Now you′re talking go on ahead with it
Now you′re working with your pants on fire
Now you're hitting that nail on the head of it
Now you′re speaking to my heart's desire


You talk about tangled up in barbed wire
Trying to find a way to resonate a little higher
Now you′re preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you're preaching to the shithouse choir

Now you′re gassing at it, blow a gasket
While you're at it, blow attire
Now you're weaving a collection basket
Now we′re building up our own empire

All you need is a ten and a fiver
A car and a key and a sober driver
Now you′re preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you're preaching to the shithouse choir

Now you′re preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you're preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you′re preaching to the shithouse choir
Now you're preaching
Now you′re preaching