I Might Be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt (Writing session edit 2) Songtext
von TISM

I might be a rock star, but I′ll never be a critic
I might like porno, but "Baywatch" is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I′ll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who′s one
I might agree with Jesus, but I′ve got no religious belief
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat


I might be a cunt
Whoa-oh
I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch "A Current Affair", but I watch "Frontline" also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
I mightn′t tell the truth all the time
Hey, what's your mum′s number?

I might be a cunt
Whoa-oh
I might be a cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I′m not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt