Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Songtext
von TISM

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist and then later you find out there′s more
Regret in not doing the sin

All loves have to die, of that there's no help
My favourite way to end ′em
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum


Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse it
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everybody else get that feeling?

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