Cabal of Bozos (Dedicated to Australia's Laziest Class, the Australian Business Class) Songtext
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Cabal of Bozos (Dedicated to Australia's Laziest Class, the Australian Business Class) Songtext
We bozos have formed a cabal
Just as predicted by Marx Karl
And now you′re led by tweets and fibs
And PR men, dunces and spivs
15 white guys 'round the desk
Half-big business, half-Murdoch press
Who ensure the country elects
A cretin in a high-vis fuckin′ vest
Cabal of bozos
Cabal of bozos
We all agree with Lenin, Vlad
With 20, or so, likely lads
We can control the whole ship's crew
The useful idiots are you
And that is why the PM stands
With glossy pamphlet in his hand
Assuring all the nation's saved
Above him looms the tidal wave
(Above him looms the tidal wave)
Bozos
Cabal of bozos
Election′s come and then they go
They′re helpful when the news is slow
But do they change things? Ah, well, no
Though, I will swear, I've not said so (I will swear, I′ve not said so)
I will swear, I've not said so, just, I′m sick of this, I think I'm (I will swear, I′ve not said so)
Takin' this to China, I'm takin′ this to frickin′ China, mate
Like, I can't afford to pay you pricks
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Just, ah, wait, wait, wait, wait, can I try this?
Come on, just a minute, just a minute
Just imagine
A brighter side
To another life
To a better life
Just imagine
A brighter side (what?)
To a better life (better what? Hey!)
To a better life (you′re in the gig economy here, mate)
I'm paying you $3.50 a frickin′ hour, you're not part of a union here, ′right?
You can't just do what you want!
You know what I want?
That's the whole point of this song!
It′s not ′cause I'm a genius!
It′s not 'cause I′m creative!
It's ′cause that's the system!
Bozo Town
Bozo Town
Welcome to the new ruling class
We've replaced jackboot with jackarse
Our mistakes we can dodge and fudge
Though, nothing could hide Alan Tudge
Let me tell you one thing, though
We hate that Mike Cannon-Brookes, bro
Looking hip in the Davos snow
Showing all that get-up and go
Bozo Town
Bozo Town
That is not our Aus tradition
What next? Market competition?
Four banks, enough, Woolies and Coles
Why dilute the rivers of gold?
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Not to fuck, not to fuck, not to fuck, not to fuck
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Bozos
Cabal of bozos
Rezone some land or dig it up
Find a council to corrupt
Invent something new? Can′t be arsed
We′re the Australian business class
The world, properly understood
Has no such thing as the 'common good′
Just fight it out with blood and pus
The fit survive and also us
Bozo Town
Delude yourself that pop songs can
Alleviate the wrongs of man
We venal chumps in business shirts
Take that as proof the system works
(That is proof the system works)
Got no more time for your jokes, boy
Fuck back off to the hoi polloi!
Australia's run by old white blokes
Hold on, just got a call from Kerry Stokes
Bozo Town
(Just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
Bozo Town
(You know, I′m one of his good blokes)
Actually, you little pisser, that sorta reminds me, I (Bozo Town)
I was having lunch with Innes Willox the other day
I mean, Innes Willox? Fuck, he's so boring, I mean (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
It′s like a monkey, you pull the fucking string and the words come out, y'know?
Like one of them little toys you buy at the carnival (Bozo Town)
Anyway, he's just a shill for us
And he′s there, woning and moaning and bitching and whining in the media (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
About how hard it is for Australian business, how hard it is?
For Australian business? You kidding? (Bozo Town)
Like, with market domination and no competition
And every time something goes wrong, we go whining back to the government (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
I mean, we hate the government, mate, except when it helps up
When it helps us, we love the government, anyway (Bozo Town)
Get you fucking dick out of the toaster and fuck off, will you?
Just as predicted by Marx Karl
And now you′re led by tweets and fibs
And PR men, dunces and spivs
15 white guys 'round the desk
Half-big business, half-Murdoch press
Who ensure the country elects
A cretin in a high-vis fuckin′ vest
Cabal of bozos
Cabal of bozos
We all agree with Lenin, Vlad
With 20, or so, likely lads
We can control the whole ship's crew
The useful idiots are you
And that is why the PM stands
With glossy pamphlet in his hand
Assuring all the nation's saved
Above him looms the tidal wave
(Above him looms the tidal wave)
Bozos
Cabal of bozos
Election′s come and then they go
They′re helpful when the news is slow
But do they change things? Ah, well, no
Though, I will swear, I've not said so (I will swear, I′ve not said so)
I will swear, I've not said so, just, I′m sick of this, I think I'm (I will swear, I′ve not said so)
Takin' this to China, I'm takin′ this to frickin′ China, mate
Like, I can't afford to pay you pricks
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Just, ah, wait, wait, wait, wait, can I try this?
Come on, just a minute, just a minute
Just imagine
A brighter side
To another life
To a better life
Just imagine
A brighter side (what?)
To a better life (better what? Hey!)
To a better life (you′re in the gig economy here, mate)
I'm paying you $3.50 a frickin′ hour, you're not part of a union here, ′right?
You can't just do what you want!
You know what I want?
That's the whole point of this song!
It′s not ′cause I'm a genius!
It′s not 'cause I′m creative!
It's ′cause that's the system!
Bozo Town
Bozo Town
Welcome to the new ruling class
We've replaced jackboot with jackarse
Our mistakes we can dodge and fudge
Though, nothing could hide Alan Tudge
Let me tell you one thing, though
We hate that Mike Cannon-Brookes, bro
Looking hip in the Davos snow
Showing all that get-up and go
Bozo Town
Bozo Town
That is not our Aus tradition
What next? Market competition?
Four banks, enough, Woolies and Coles
Why dilute the rivers of gold?
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Not to fuck, not to fuck, not to fuck, not to fuck
Not to fuck, not to fuck with the rivers of gold
Bozos
Cabal of bozos
Rezone some land or dig it up
Find a council to corrupt
Invent something new? Can′t be arsed
We′re the Australian business class
The world, properly understood
Has no such thing as the 'common good′
Just fight it out with blood and pus
The fit survive and also us
Bozo Town
Delude yourself that pop songs can
Alleviate the wrongs of man
We venal chumps in business shirts
Take that as proof the system works
(That is proof the system works)
Got no more time for your jokes, boy
Fuck back off to the hoi polloi!
Australia's run by old white blokes
Hold on, just got a call from Kerry Stokes
Bozo Town
(Just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
Bozo Town
(You know, I′m one of his good blokes)
Actually, you little pisser, that sorta reminds me, I (Bozo Town)
I was having lunch with Innes Willox the other day
I mean, Innes Willox? Fuck, he's so boring, I mean (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
It′s like a monkey, you pull the fucking string and the words come out, y'know?
Like one of them little toys you buy at the carnival (Bozo Town)
Anyway, he's just a shill for us
And he′s there, woning and moaning and bitching and whining in the media (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
About how hard it is for Australian business, how hard it is?
For Australian business? You kidding? (Bozo Town)
Like, with market domination and no competition
And every time something goes wrong, we go whining back to the government (just got a call from Kerry Stokes)
I mean, we hate the government, mate, except when it helps up
When it helps us, we love the government, anyway (Bozo Town)
Get you fucking dick out of the toaster and fuck off, will you?
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