A Hard‐Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed Songtext
von TISM

The beer′s all been bought with my brother's I.D;
My folks are away, and they′ve left only me:
The whole suburb knows - no need to call up -
It's my place tonight - teenage piss up!

Most of the girls will chuck before eight;
Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take -
There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim -
Who′s screwing who?

Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend′s been nicked
And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick;
The girls will start screaming, "You two, break it up."
It's on at my place - teenage piss up!


It′s my place tonight!
It's my place tonight!
It′s my place
It's all mine! Pass the bong!
It′s my place tonight!

The party will break up when I call the cops
Or my parents come home and everything stops;
There'll be CD's destroyed - mainly my dad′s;
There′ll be binge drinking, just like on the ads.

Years later we'll look back and think of the time
When we thought having fun meant all getting blind;
And when we′re away our teenage children play up -
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up.


It′s my place tonight!
Drink beer quickly to be a real hero
It's my place tonight!
It don′t taste nice – that's why they make Sub Zero's
It′s my place
It′s all mine! Pass the bong!
It's my place tonight!
Go and get fucked. You my psychologist?. My reason
For drinkin′, is I wanna get pissed