The Whole Damn Thing Songtext
von Those Darlins

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
i ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
not just the leg, and not just the wing
i′ll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i was pretty drunk, i must have been half-blind
but when i found the chicken, i knew she was so mine
i don't know where she′d come from, how long she's been
but i ate her anyway because I was drinking and i didn't care

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
i ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
not just the leg, and not just the wing
i′ll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing


Well, it turns out she′s been there for a while
but it don't matter to me
she was heading for the garbage
and the big bad bird was for me

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
i ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
not just the leg, and not just the wing
i′ll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i'm sitting in my kitchen
and i′m wondering where's my chicken
i don′t know what to do, i feel so alone
'cause the only friend i have is a pile of chicken bones!

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
i ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
not just the leg, and not just the wing
i'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing