Knuckleballer Songtext
von Them Coulee Boys

Daddy was a knuckleballer in the minor leagues
We′d head to the park and holler for some kind relief
He had half a shot at stardom and he had half of me
Daddy was knuckleballer in the minor leagues

Momma wore a bluer collar as seen on TV
She watched daddy live in squalor without no release
She had half a mind to leave him but then she'd have half of me
My mama wore a bluer collar than seen on TV


Both times I have taken it as growth

My daughter wears a ball cap and hits her balls off a tee
T-shirt tucked into her pants, brand new baseball cleats
When my daughter smiles she′s missing half her teeth
My daughter throws in knuckleball and she learned it from me

My daddy was a knuckleballer in the minor leagues
We'd head to the park and holler for some kind relief
He had half a shot at stardom and he had half of me
Daddy was knuckleballer in the minor leagues