Welcome to the Cheap Seats Songtext
von The Wonder Stuff

Laugh when he jokes
Slap him when he chokes
It′s time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries
Don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress


Imagine his suprise
When he opened his eyes,
And I′d run the lawnmower
Over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurrence
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress

Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles


Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world
Yeah he could wear a dress