Whore for Dumbledore Songtext
von The Whomping Willows

I m a whore for Dumbledore
I m a whore for Dumbledore

I d like to have a couple friends
But they won t understand me
Cause I just keep hitting them
And I d like to stroll around the grounds
But I don t have any legs
With which to move around
And I d like to ride a broomstick
But I m a stationary pony
With this one awful trick

Forgive me when I beat you
This isn t how I d treat you
If Dumbledore had made me
Just a bit less crazy


I m a whore for Dumbledore
I m a whore for Dumbledore

I d like to join you in Hogsmeade
Instead of spending all my time
With birds and weeds
And I d like to find an entwife too
Maybe have a couple saplings
And raise them strong and true
But Dumbledore had other plans
Like to guard some stupid passage
With the swinging of my branches

Forgive me when I beat you
This isn t how I d treat you
If Dumbledore had made me
Just a bit less crazy

I m a whore for Dumbledore
I m a whore for Dumbledore