The Nips Are Getting Bigger Songtext
von The Wedding Band

Started out, just drinkin′ beer
I didn't know how or why
Or what I was doin′ there
Just a couple more
Made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you
It was nothin' to do with the letter

I ran right out of beer
I took a look into the larder
No bones, nothin'
I′d better go and get somethin′ harder
Back in a flash
I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone
Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own


Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin′ bigger
Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they′re gettin' bigger

Sometimes I wonder
What all these chemicals
Are doin′ to my brain
Doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain
Wipin′ out brain cells
By the millions but I don′t care
It doesn't worry me
Even though
I ain′t got a lot to spare-are-are

Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin′ bigger
Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah-eah-eah, they′re gettin' bigger