Hawaii 5/0 Songtext
von The Ventures

And now I′m like, "Well, well, well
What the fuck is this, a condom in my bed?
Ya better start talkin', bitch
′Fore I take a match and turn this muthafucka down"
I said, "You better start talkin'
And start talkin' right damn now
Then she said, "Baby, I′m so speechless
Then I said, "My baby, you gon′ be breathless
If ya don't start talkin′ quick"
"Woman, I'm gon′ have a fit
You don't know what ya fuckin′ wit'
Girl, ya better cut the bull shit
Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed and plus I smell cigarettes"
Now and sniffin′ and lookin′ around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said, "Is he still here?"
She shook her head and said, "Naw"


I′m checkin' behind every door
She cried out, "He left right after you called"
I said, "What the fuck was you thinking
You thought that I wouldn′t find this out?"
Then I said, "You must be crazy or on crack
To have somebody off up in my muthafuckin' house"
She hopped up and said, "That′s enough"
She said, "I can't take no more"
And then she said, "You made your point"
But now it's time to even the score
She said, "I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club"
Said "That′s right, nigga, I was there
Wit′ this guy in the back of the club"
I said, "I thought you was wit' yo girls"
She said, "I thought you was wit′ yo guys"
She said, "You was at that bitch's house
And don′t even try to act surprised"
Said, "Baby," she said, "Shut up
Don't you say a word
It ain′t nothin' you can say
That I ain't already heard"
Then I said, "Woman, don′t you try to turn it all around
′Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said, "You're right about that
Somethin′ did go down but I don't have to turn it around
′Cause what goes around comes back around"
I'm movin′ a little closer to her
She's trippin' over the furniture
She said, "Wait first, just let me explain"
I said, "No need to, just give me his name"
And then she said, "Uh, uh"
I say, "Uh what?"
She said, "Please sit down in a chair"
And I say, "No, I′m standin′ up"
And she cries out, "I'm so scared to tell you
Because of what ya might do"
And I screamed, "Look girl, you better
Give me this man′s name and I'm not playin′ wit' you"
She says, "Okay, wipes her nose and asks me
About a girl namedTina"
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said, "I probably know her if I seen her"
Then I say, "Anyway, girl, what the hell does
That got to do with this man?"
She said, "He know my girl, Roxanne
I said, "Who the hell is Roxanne?"
Then she says, "Roxanne′s a friend of mine
Who know with this guy named Chuck"
"Chuck's cool wit' this guy name Rufus"
And I′m sittin′ here like, what the fuck?
Then she says, "Rufus' wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you"