Euro-Barge Songtext
von The Vandals

Here in America
Respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don′t understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the special occupancy you consume
If I′m in front of line
Then you should stay behind
Until I get my ice-less soda
It's such a simple thing
It's called "first come first serve"
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don′t deserve

In every region
It seems there′s a legion
Of impatient close talking slime that cut in line!

Barge me with your walkin'
Spray me with your talkin′
I am the ambassador
I'll kick your ass-ador!


What′s your affinity for my vicinity?
There's plenty room here in your country
It′s just good etiquette to use deodorant
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinkin'
I smell what your thinkin′
I just need a little more space
Get out my face!

Barge me with your walkin′
Spray me with your talkin'
Back the fuck up ass-hole
Shut your bread & cheese hole
Tryin′ to make myself clear
Give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus
I'll kick your Royal Highness!
I′ll see your euro-barge by friend
And raise you one ugly American

In every region
It seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime
That cut in line!


Barge me with your walkin′
Spray me with your talkin'
Push you out of the way
Sock you in the pate
Step right off you inbred
Hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador
Of fuckin' kick your ass-ador!

Smell!