Disproportioned Head Songtext
von The Vandals

If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don′t because,
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me and
They tell me it′s huge 'cause honestly -
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don′t try and be nice and say, "It′s really not that big"
'Cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.


And it blocks out the sun like a parasol.
And I′m walking around like a Dodger doll
'Cause I′ve got a disproportioned head.
And I can't make it better with surgery.
So I′m stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I′m near.
I′m across the street and I can hear you.
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it′s all been tried.
They don't really make ′em in my size.

I can only fit in convertible cars.
And my Mom has a 3-foot caesarean scar,
'Cause of my disproportioned head
And I′d go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would
Fit around my huge, disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head