Sidelong Glances of a Pigeon Kicker Songtext
von The Uncle Devil Show

They′re the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker

When I look at you I see the harm that you can do
All the charm you′ve been fakin'
While the mess your ass is makin'
Though I try to hide you must be using laser guide
I hear that you′ve been singing
It′s your neck I should be wringing

They're the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You′ll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker


Time for my revenge - peanuts on my window ledge
A swift one to the pecker
With my rolled up Daily Record
And you can fly away, I'll see you again some day
And I′ll be more than glad to feed you
There's some cats would love to meet you

Don′t get me wrong I sure have a plan
I'll burn you in your bush before I've bird shit
In my hand, in my hand
In my hand

Sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You′ll be gone in a flicker but my toe is so much quicker

They′re the sidelong glances of a pigeon kicker
You'll be gone in a flicker but my toe is even quicker

A bird on the wing is a beautiful thing
With the exception of species who′s speciality's faeces
So here′s permission to land under the half brick
In my hand, in my hand