Farmers Never Visit Nightclubs Songtext
von The Triffids

Farmers nearly always have strong arms
They wake up early and drive around their farms
To see that their sheep have come to no harm
Farmers nearly always have strong arms, (strong arms)

Farmers have chickens, pigs, cows and hens
They keep them in cages, paddocks and pens
They feed them corn mash at half past ten
Farmers have chickens, pigs, cows and hens


Farmers never visit nightclubs
And nightclubs never visit farmers

Farmers can be found in the midday sun
Waiting in haystacks cradling guns
For Little Orphan Annie and Attilla the Hun
Way out there in the midday sun

Farmers never visit nightclubs
And nightclubs never visit farmers

Farmers never visit nightclubs
And nightclubs never visit farmers